Posts Tagged ‘long-ass titles’

To all twelve of my regular readers: I’M SORRY I HAVE INFLICTED THIS TORTURE ON YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME

~ Ian

GREAT CTHULHU IS PLEASED.

~ Ian

PS: Why doesn’t WordPress’s spellcheck recognize the word Cthulhu? Or rather it does, just not when it’s in all-caps, I guess… meh.

PPS: WordPress doesn’t recognize the word “meh” either.

I will say this:

Dream Theater’s 1992 album Images and Words goes pretty much perfectly with what I’m writing now.

The title of this post is longer than the post itself.

Fun, huh?

~ Ian

1. Be a woman.

Seriously, assholes: just because you have a vagina doesn’t mean that your opinion isn’t valid.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I am compelled to stab something.

~ Ian

P.S. It doesn’t hurt to be attractive, either. Because as we all know, pretty women can’t be smart.

…sigh…