Posts Tagged ‘filler’

Woke up this morning, and found that I had exactly no shits to give.

In fact, I have so few shits to give that if I had any fewer, I’d be giving Nega-Shits, which I’m sure that nobody wants.


If you are looking for shits today, I suggest that you find someone else. You will get no shits from me.

~ Ian

(Kurt Vonnegut, “Slapstick”)


Plans have been set into motion…

Posted: January 16, 2013 in Uncategorized


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH––*choke* *gasp* *ack*. Ahem.

That is all.

Stay frosty, Canada:

~ Ian

deep thought #136-c

Posted: November 9, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Why aren’t female monkeys called “nunneys”?

~ Ian

During the month of November, while I’m doing NaNoWriMo, there will be no updates to Creative Writing Wednesday.

I really don’t have time at the moment other than write The Lotus Imperiate, so therefore I’m not going to be sharing anything else at the moment.

(I could share snippets of tLI with you… but no. It’s in seriously rough shape, so I’m somewhat embarrassed about it. Maybe when I finish Draft 2.)

~ Ian

Yes, yes. I’m aware that I haven’t been doing any substantial blogging for a while. This is not news to me.

I hate to use the “I’m really busy and I don’t have time to blog” excuse, but hey, I’ll use it anyway: I’m really busy and I don’t have time to blog. I can only imagine how busy I’m going to be by November, because after all, I’m doing NaNoWriMo. Plus, you know, going to school and hopefully maintaining a social life– crap like that. I’m probably going to be too busy to do much blogging.

But hey, this post is turning into a long list of excuses. So, because Axolotl Ceviche is and always will be a place for me to put whatever dumb bullshit that pops into my head, here is a limerick that I wrote for reasons that I cannot remember:


There once was a horny old hag

Had breast implants which would not sag

They queefed and they farted

(But never quite sharted)

And that’s why she put them in bags.


If you don’t understand that, don’t worry. It’s not for you. (not really, I don’t get it either)

~ Ian

H.P. Dubcraft.

Busy today, can’t talk more. But I came up with that name, and it amused me, so therefore I’m sharing it with you.


~ Ian

I have an announcement to make.

I will be participating in National Novel Writing Month this November.

I’m going to be working on The Lotus Imperiate, hoping to get it to over two-thirds of the way finished. It’ll be hard (especially considering that I’ll be juggling both school and personal obligations) but I hope it’ll be worth it.

If you want to check out my NaNoWriMo profile, here’s a handy and convenient link. And if any of my twenty or so readers are doing NaNoWriMo, then send me a friend request. I promise that my possible failure will spur you to ever greater heights.

By the way, here’s a link to NaNoWriMo’s main page.

That is all.

Carry on,

~ Ian

Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin II

Queens of the Stone Age, Songs For the Deaf

Dream Theater, A Change of Seasons EP

Sometimes, you just have to rock.

~ Ian

Site Update: New Theme!

Posted: September 14, 2012 in Uncategorized
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I changed Axolotl Ceviche’s theme. The fourteen-year-old Green Day fan inside me absolutely loves it! I mean, look at it! It’s all gray and black and red and dystopian!

Affectionately yours,

~ Ian

I added a “Projects” page, which you can see up there on that thar menu.

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, and hopefully it’ll let you guys know the things I’ve been working on, or are just coming together in my head.

Or not.


~ Ian