“Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the MOOOOOOON?”

Posted: January 29, 2013 in Uncategorized
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Woke up this morning, and found that I had exactly no shits to give.

In fact, I have so few shits to give that if I had any fewer, I’d be giving Nega-Shits, which I’m sure that nobody wants.

So.

If you are looking for shits today, I suggest that you find someone else. You will get no shits from me.

~ Ian

(Kurt Vonnegut, “Slapstick”)

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Comments
  1. mewling-quim says:

    Excellent choice. Vonnegut is my favorite author of all time.

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