Archive for December 10, 2012

If I suddenly become Chinese and decide to have a career in martial arts movies, here is my screen name:

Sum Gai.

It’s pronounced exactly the same as “some guy”, and it’s PERFECT.

Imagine the conversations!

“Have you seen that new movie? It’s called Fists of the Tiger’s Buddha, and it stars Jackie Chan and some guy.”

“Yeah, that fight scene in the bamboo forest between Jet Li and some guy? Epic!”

Yes, I am willing to become Chinese and take up a career in kung-fu movies just so I can commit a low-level act of linguistic trolling.

That is how my brain works.

~ Ian

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