A Most Ingenious Discovery

Posted: April 2, 2012 in Uncategorized
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I have stumbled upon a discovery: a discovery so profound that it will shake the world of gaming to its core.

The discovery is this:

Any game’s title can be improved if it is prefixed by the word SUPER and suffixed by the word 64.

“But, Ian,” you say, “do you have any proof of this claim?”

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO, SWEETCHEEKS:

  • Super The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 64
  • Super Minecraft 64
  • Super Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword 64
  • Super On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 64
  • Super Eternal Sonata 64
  • Super World of Warcraft 64
  • Super Farmville 64
  • Super Dante’s Inferno 64
  • Super Mass Effect 3 64
  • Super Zork 64
  • Super Wii Sports 64
  • Super Dragon Age: Origins 64
  • Super Tetris 64
  • Super Left 4 Dead 64
  • Super Brain Age 64
  • Super Neverwinter Nights 64
  • Super Ikaruga 64
  • Super Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball 64
  • Super Super Smash Bros. Brawl 64
  • Super Super Mario 64 64

Okay. Maybe my theory needs work.

~ Ian

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