69 Good Reasons Why I Am Not Allowed To Choose Band Names

Posted: February 9, 2012 in Uncategorized
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  1. The Corn-Pone Strippers
  2. Slÿppÿrï Ëël
  3. Inflatable Grandpa Doll
  4. The Sexy Band of Sexy Sex
  5. Pathetic Phallusy
  6. Jamie Hyneman’s Nipple Ring
  7. The Stoned Rollers
  8. Heifers! Heifers! Heifers!
  9. The Coriander Salamanders
  10. Napalm Facepalm
  11. Help I’m Trapped In A T-Shirt Factory
  12. Dire Meerkat
  13. The Critical Fails
  14. Electron-Pastatron Annihilation
  15. Fleshlyte Tågge
  16. The Purplebellies
  17. Quasi-Average
  18. Durian Queef
  19. Bilabial Fricative
  20. Punk and Spunk
  21. Öür Ümläüt Bïll Ïs Wäÿ Töö Hïgh
  22. Post-Hole Digger
  23. Maxx Level and the PvP Kings
  24. Quite Possibly Gnomes
  25. The Predators
  26. Maybe
  27. Backwash
  28. Captain Quirk and the Redshirts
  29. Pagemaster
  30. Hashtag FML
  31. The Self-Referential Band Name
  32. Doctor Screw and the TARDIS Totty
  33. 30 Seconds to Lunchtime
  34. The Fugly Ducklings
  35. Starkhead
  36. The Bleeding Farts
  37. Katt Wysperryr
  38. Minor Inconvenience
  39. Some Assembly Required
  40. The Thong Twobblers
  41. The Prius Warriors
  42. 42
  43. Frottamari Damacy
  44. Fuckasaurus
  45. n00bt00b
  46. Aspockalypse
  47. The Tongue Sandwiches
  48. The Sheep Worriers
  49. Dick Insect
  50. Shotgun Nipples
  51. Dëthtøstr
  52. Peyote the Coyote
  53. Mild Unrest
  54. ADOLAS (short for Attention Deficit Oh Look A Squirrel)
  55. Topless Brunch
  56. Adonis DNA
  57. Neil and the Pencil-Necked Weasel Thieves
  58. Steak-Tastes-Better Pill
  59. Got Boners for Stoners
  60. Aural Fixation
  61. Comatöze
  62. Syndrome of a Down
  63. Somewhat Offensive
  64. Boxers or Briefs?
  65. The Cordwainer Birds
  66. Sayfti Razr
  67. Lorum Ipsum
  68. Semicoherent
  69. Turtles All the Way Down

What’s sad is that probably 30% of this list is composed of actual band names…

~ Ian

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