A Selection From An Actual Real Life Conversation

Posted: January 23, 2012 in Uncategorized
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“No, you see, this is what you wear on your date if you want to impress your girlfriend. White dinner jacket, black tie, eyepatch, monocle over the eyepatch… hmm… what else?”

“You’ve gotta have a cane and a top hat.”

“No, no, no! A ruby-pommeled sword-cane and goggles worn over the top hat… like some kind of badass steampunk samurai!”

“It’s still not quite right…”

“Well, yeah. The pièce de resistance is… let’s see… a falcon. On your left arm. Just go around wearing a falcon.”

“You don’t want the falcon to poop on your dinner jacket, though.”

“No. That would be bad.”

“That would make me angry.”

“Yeah. FALCON PUNCH!”

I’ll leave you to discern who the participants were, and what exactly we were talking about.

Happy Monday,

~ Ian

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Comments
  1. Blake says:

    Haha Zac Efron plays the Young Simon in Firefly! Just thought I would bring that up.

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